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Ricky Ricardo Quotes

Total quotes: 8
“Lucy Ricardo: How'd you know all that stuff?

Ricky Ricardo: Who do you think you married, some country pumpkin?”
— Ricky Ricardo, I Love Lucy, Season 1: Lucy Gets Ricky on the Radio
Tagged: country bumpkin, Misheard
“[confessing to Lucy he didn't know the answers] All I know is Columbus discover' Ohio in 1776.”
— Ricky Ricardo, I Love Lucy, Season 1: Lucy Gets Ricky on the Radio
Tagged: Columbus, Ohio, 1776, Bad History
“Ricky Ricardo: Have you ever heard Lucy sing?

Fred Mertz: No.

Ricky Ricardo: Our fighting men have been through enough.”
— Ricky Ricardo, I Love Lucy, Season 1: Drafted
Tagged: bad singer
“Ricky Ricardo: Lucy's been acting strange lately!

Fred Mertz: Strange? How can you tell?”
— Ricky Ricardo, I Love Lucy, Season 1: Drafted
Tagged: strange, normal, insults
“Ricky Ricardo: Well, how does it feel to be married to an also been?

Ethel Mertz: An 'also been'?

Lucy Ricardo: He means a has ran.”
— Ricky Ricardo, I Love Lucy, Season 1: Ricky Asks for a Raise
Tagged: also ran, has been
“Ricky Ricardo: Aw, honey, I don't care anything about that new dancer.

Lucy Ricardo: Hah!

Ricky Ricardo: Aw, honey, you can trust me.

Lucy Ricardo: I can, huh?

Ricky Ricardo: Why sure. I'm as faithful as an old dog.

Lucy Ricardo: Yeah, old Rover!”
— Ricky Ricardo, I Love Lucy, Season 1: Lucy is Jealous of Girl Singer
Tagged: Cheating, Trust
“Fred Mertz: Hey Rick, are you doing anything Monday night?

Ricky Ricardo: I don't think so. It's my night off, why?

Fred Mertz: I'd like you to join me in commemoration of an 18-year-old tragedy.

Ricky Ricardo: What do you mean?

Fred Mertz: Well, it's our wedding anniversary.

Ricky Ricardo: Oh, you want us to join you in the celebration?

Fred Mertz: I'd prefer to think of it as a grim reminder.”
— Ricky Ricardo, I Love Lucy, Season 1: The Girls Want to Go to a Nightclub
Tagged: Tragedy, Misery, wedding anniversary
“Lucy Ricardo: Now really, Ricky, it's up to us to get Fred and Ethel back together again. Say you'll help me?

Ricky Ricardo: Well, it would be nice. And I guess after you've gone through all this trouble and this far, the cast is dead.

Lucy Ricardo: The cast is dead?

Ricky Ricardo: Yeah, you know...

Lucy Ricardo: Don't tell me, don't tell me—the die is cast?

Ricky Ricardo: That's what I said.”
— Ricky Ricardo, I Love Lucy, Season 1: Fred and Ethel Fight
Tagged: ESL, Die Is Cast
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