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Sloane Crosley Quotes

Total quotes: 6
“I hope to one day co-sign a lease with another person but, well, it doesn’t plague me that I have yet to do so. Put it this way: I’ve never had to violently tug at my own pillow at 2 A.M. to get myself to stop snoring.”
— Sloane Crosley
Tagged: Love, Breakups, Heartbreak, strength, Relationships
“You feel like telling him you’re not single in the way that he thinks you’re single. After all, you have yourself.”
— Sloane Crosley, I Was Told There'd Be Cake
Tagged: Love, Breakups, Heartbreak, strength, Relationships
“Life starts out with everyone clapping when you take a poo and goes downhill from there.”
— Sloane Crosley, I Was Told There'd Be Cake
Tagged: humor, Life, Growing Up
“Looking back, it’s clear that he was building a case for himself, a verbal paper trail in which the reason it didn’t work out with us was because I was in a hurry to procreate. When the truth was he just wasn’t sure he wanted to have kids with me. Which was fair. I wasn’t sure I wanted kids with me either.”
— Sloane Crosley, An excerpt from Sloane Crosley's new book
Tagged: kids, Breaking Up
“I had no idea that eggs were competitive like sperm. This is something we should toss into middle school health curriculums, if only for the sociological implications. My entire life, I have assumed that eggs were passive creatures, inert trophies to be earned by ambitious sperm. I blame Woody Allen.”
— Sloane Crosley, To Egg Freeze, Or Not To Egg Freeze: Sloane Crosley Considers The Prospect Of Parenthood
Tagged: egg freezing
“The best way I can describe the feeling of installing new shelves in one’s bathroom is that it’s like being a little kid and having a new case for your pencil collection. I keep rearranging bottles and candles. These shelves make me want to invest in sea sponges.”
— Sloane Crosley, What Sloane Crosley Bought In July
Tagged: humor, Shopping
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