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Sonny Koufax Quotes

Total quotes: 14
“Sonny: Say 'Happy Halloween'.

Reluctant Trick-or-Treat Giver: Happy Halloween.

Sonny: Yeah, next year be prepared!”
— Sonny Koufax, Big Daddy
Tagged: Halloween, Trick or Treat, be prepared
“Corinne: What's this I hear about you doing laundry with my sister?

Sonny: Did she say we were doing laundry? Because where I come from, it's called 'doing the hibbidy-dibbidy.'”
— Sonny Koufax, Big Daddy
Tagged: Laundry, Double Entendres, hibbidy-dibbidy
“Sonny: What do you eat?

Julian: Food.

Sonny: Oh, yeah? Well, I eat food, too.”
— Sonny Koufax, Big Daddy
Tagged: eating, food, Stating the Obvious
“Hey! You just made the biggest mistake of your life, baby. I know you're gunna be missing me when you have that big, white, wrinkly body on you with his loose skin and old balls... gross! Ugh!”
— Sonny Koufax, Big Daddy
Tagged: old balls, loose skin, Gross
“Sonny: Don't worry about me making money. I'm in love with a woman who makes plenty of it. She'll be my sugar mamma.

Homeless Guy: I gotta get me one of those.”
— Sonny Koufax, Big Daddy
Tagged: sugar mama, money making
“My God, that's a shitload of piss.”
— Sonny Koufax, Big Daddy
Tagged: Piss, shitload
“Layla: So two guys you were best friends with in law school fell in love with each other?

Sonny: Yeah.

Layla: Is that strange for you?

Sonny: Uh, nothing changed really. They watch a different kind of porno now.”
— Sonny Koufax, Big Daddy
Tagged: Porno, Best Friends, Law School, Falling In Love
“What, you want a father figure? Stop pulling your sister's hair!”
— Sonny Koufax, Big Daddy
Tagged: Father Figure, hair puller
“Have a good sleep there, Corrine. Pleasant hooters!”
— Sonny Koufax, Big Daddy
Tagged: Hooters, boobs
“Mike: I am still weirded out seeing them kiss.

Sonny: Why? They're gay. That's what gay guys do.

Mike: Yeah, but they were like brothers to us in school.

Sonny: They're still our brothers. Our very gay brothers.”
— Sonny Koufax, Big Daddy
Tagged: men kissing, gay, brothers
“Sonny: I'm going through a rough patch in my life right now. Syracuse is 0 and 3. I got those medical problems.

Vanessa: Medical problems? A cab runs over your foot two years ago, you spend one night in the hospital.

Sonny: First of all that cab was huge. And a jury decided that one night of pain was worth two hundred thousand dollars, so there ya go.”
— Sonny Koufax, Big Daddy
Tagged: medical problems, syracuse, hypochondria
“Sonny: Everyone's so busy with their crap lately, no one ever comes.

Mr. Herlihy: Like I'm not busy?

Sonny: Hey Mr. Herlihy, how bout you shut up before i smack you threw the wall like last week?

Mr. Herlihy: Last Monday was a fluke. Bring it on woman. Oh... hah... hahahahahahaha.

Sonny: He drinks a lot of soda.”
— Sonny Koufax, Big Daddy
Tagged: Busy, soda, Crap, bring it on
“Sonny: Hey man, who won the Knick game?

Angry Guy: Who cares?

Sonny: Don't worry. He can't hold you down forever.

Angry Guy: What are you talking about?

Sonny: You know what I'm talking about.

Angry Guy: You're a loser.

Sonny: You're mad at your dad, not me. I forgive you.

Angry Guy: [walking away crying] I am. I hate my father.”
— Sonny Koufax, Big Daddy
Tagged: New York Knicks, Daddy Issues
“[Music playing in the background]
Layla: This is Styx.

Sonny: Yeah.

Layla: They've been my favorite band since I was, like, twelve.

Sonny: You're kidding me?

Layla: No, no, I can't help it, I just love them. My friends make fun of me all the time.

Sonny: My friends make fun of me all the time, too. I've seen them, like, twenty-five times. Tommy Shaw, when I was, like, sixteen years old, I was at the concert, he actually reached out and grabbed my hand, pulled me up on stage, and I got to do the robot voice for ‘Mr. Roboto’!”
— Sonny Koufax, Big Daddy
Tagged: styx, fan, mr. roboto
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