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Sophia Benoit Quotes

Total quotes: 11
“Casual sex, like a delicate mousse, is deceptively complex to get right, easily ruined by over-mixing, and—most importantly—best enjoyed when it’s light and fluffy.”
— Sophia Benoit, The 7 Unspoken Rules Of Casual Sex
Tagged: Casual Sex, One Night Stands
“Dress nicely. If you’d wear it to Disney World in July it’s probably not first date material.”
— Sophia Benoit, How To Have A Great First Tinder Date
Tagged: Tinder, dates
“Tinder isn’t meeting people. Tinder is 70 percent (a made-up stat) deciding if strangers are hot enough to risk getting murdered, 29 percent typing “hey,” and maybe 1 percent “meeting people."”
— Sophia Benoit, Delete All Your Dating Apps and Be Free
Tagged: Tinder, apps, The internet, Dating, Notifications
“If you sit someone down and tell them solemnly that you want to propose something to them, and then that something is access to your dick, not only are they probably going to say no, but now you’ve made it weird.”
— Sophia Benoit, How to Initiate a Friends with Benefits Situation
Tagged: friends with benefits, Casual Sex, Sex, Sex and Love
“While women will forgive a lot in the way of décor (minus Scarface posters), they will not forgive a Mountain Dew bottle full of piss.”
— Sophia Benoit, How to Clean Your Entire Home in Under an Hour
Tagged: cleaning, cleanliness, Homes
“If you read Gone Girl, you probably know that women feel a lot of pressure to be low-maintenance, high-fun, and generally sans-need. Men seem to feel no such pressure.”
— Sophia Benoit, How To Avoid Coming On Too Strong
Tagged: gone girl, Coming On Strong
“It doesn't matter if you already know what a man is telling or showing you. It also doesn't matter if you have no interest in it. This is about getting him to like you, remember?”
— Sophia Benoit, It's Not My Job to Like Men's Hobbies
Tagged: Men, feminism, Men's Hobbies, Interest, crushes
“While it’s difficult to track precisely how many people are in open and polyamorous relationships, since many studies often only track people who are legally married, one 2016 study found that approximately one in five people has participated in some kind of (consensual) non-monogamy.”
— Sophia Benoit, How People In Open Relationships Make It Work
Tagged: Open Relationships, Polyamory
“If you aren’t going to text her again, don’t say that you are. If you aren’t into a woman, don’t give her signs that you are. You’re not going to break her heart or anything—it’s been one date. She will not be mad. You’re not in trouble. So don’t lie.”
— Sophia Benoit, What To Say At The End Of A Bad Date
Tagged: Bad Dates, Honesty
“Watching bad TV together is a classic sign that you’re in a rut.”
— Sophia Benoit, Bad TV Will Doom Your Relationship
Tagged: Television, Crumbling Relationships
“Almost every time a guy has tried to initiate sex with me, it’s either been so awkward, uncomfortable, and crass that it feels like a scene written for Jonah Hill in a Seth Rogen movie, or way too subtle for it to even count—no, lightly rubbing my back as we fall asleep is not clear code for 'let’s fuck.'”
— Sophia Benoit, The Gentleman's Guide To Setting The Mood
Tagged: Initiating Sex, Sex
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