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AKA: | Steve Martin |
Birthday: | August 14, 1945 |
Birthplace: | Waco, Texas, United States |
Educated At: | University Of California, Los Angeles |
Nationality: | United States Of America |
Occupations: | Television Actor, Film Actor, Playwright, Film Producer, Musician |
Spouse: | Anne Stringfield |
Total quotes: 25
Steve Martin
BirthnameAKA: Steve Martin
Birthday: August 14, 1945
Birthplace: Waco, Texas, United States
Educated At: University Of California, Los Angeles
Nationality: United States Of America
Occupations: Television Actor, Film Actor, Playwright, Film Producer, Musician
Spouse: Anne Stringfield
Total quotes: 25
“Navin R. Johnson: Why are you crying? And why are you wearing that old dress?
Marie: Because I just heard a song on the radio that reminded me of the way we were.
Navin R. Johnson: What was it?
Marie: ‘The Way We Were.’”
Marie: Because I just heard a song on the radio that reminded me of the way we were.
Navin R. Johnson: What was it?
Marie: ‘The Way We Were.’”
Tagged:
Crying, The Way We Were
“Lucky Day: Not so fast, El Guapo! Or I'll pump you so full of lead you'll be using your dick for a pencil!
El Guapo: What do you mean?
Lucky Day: I don't know.
Jefe: I think he means that if you...
El Guapo: Shut up!”
El Guapo: What do you mean?
Lucky Day: I don't know.
Jefe: I think he means that if you...
El Guapo: Shut up!”
Tagged:
dick, Death Threats
“In a way, all of us has an El Guapo to face. For some, shyness might be their El Guapo. For others, a lack of education might be their El Guapo. For us, El Guapo is a big, dangerous man who wants to kill us. But as sure as my name is Lucky Day, the people of Santa Poco can conquer their own personal El Guapo, who also happens to be the actual El Guapo!”
Tagged:
dangerous
“Lucky Day: Oh, great. You killed the invisible swordsman!
Ned Nederlander: [runs over to check] He's dead, all right.
Dusty Bottoms: How was I supposed to know where he was?
Lucky Day: You were supposed to fire up. We both fired up. [aside] It's like living with a six-year old.”
Ned Nederlander: [runs over to check] He's dead, all right.
Dusty Bottoms: How was I supposed to know where he was?
Lucky Day: You were supposed to fire up. We both fired up. [aside] It's like living with a six-year old.”
Tagged:
Invisible Swordsman
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