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Tom Herpich Quotes

Total quotes: 10
“She totally gross over 90% of her body, the other 10% is crazy-nasty.”
— Dr. Ice Cream, Adventure Time, Season 2: Heat Signature
Tagged: Gross, Crazy-Nasty
“Some people just make the world a worse place to be in just by being around, Jake. That's right, bad apples. ‘Lock 'em all up,’ I say. At the bottom of the ocean, where it's too dark to see.”
— Finn the Human, Adventure Time, Season 6: Escape from the Citadel
Tagged: Bad Apples, Lock Em All up
“Oh, sorry! Sorry, I didn't mean nothin' by it! I mean, I have a lot of nasty friends, and my uncle was nasty. I'm basically honorary nasty.”
— Tom Herpich, Jesse Moynihan, Adventure Time, Season 5: Finn the Human
Tagged: Nasty, Uncle, Honorary Nasty
“That's okay, buddy. Just...dig me a hole, then. Actually, two holes—one for my guts and one for my face, 'cause when I die, my guts are gonna blow out of my face!”
— Jake the Dog, Adventure Time, Season 2: Story Tellin'
Tagged: Suicide
“I'm so sorry about that. You know, we-we secrete stink-oil all day o-out our awful-sauce glands. You know, I guess I should have warned you. Anyway, let me cut the cheese.”
— Mudscamp The Elder, Adventure Time, Season 4: The Hard Easy
Tagged: Stink Oil, Awful Sauce, Cut the Cheese
“You're just trying to make me feel sad so you can steal my tears when I cry, but I've got a heart of stone, buddy. I'm evil!”
— Forest Cyclops, Adventure Time, Season 3: Another Way
Tagged: Heart of Stone, Sad, Tears, Evil, cry
“Girls is like horses—when you fall down, it's important that you get right back on again, on a different horse.”
— Jake the Dog, Adventure Time, Season 5: Dungeon Train
Tagged: rebound, Girls, horses
“Entering a person's mind can be dangerous.”
— Rag Wizard, Adventure Time, Season 3: Memory of a Memory
Tagged: Mind-Reading, danger
“Finn: Thanks for being cool and all, but what do ya know about this Magic Man? How do we catch him?

Gork: Ohh, he can't be caught. He's got magic. And we're worthless freaks, we can't ever beat him! So we've gathered here to wallow in our self-pity.”
— Finn the Human, Adventure Time, Season 1: Freak City
Tagged: Pity, We Suck
“Poor little Lemonhope
Sweet little Lemonhope

Stuck in this bathroom, thrown in the garbage

Dunked in the pudding, dipped in the porridge...

Poor little Lemonhope, throw me a lemonrope

Is there a home for me and my harp?

A place where friends give me hugs?

There's no use to mope, there's no use to hope

No use at all for

Fragile, precious, darling, baby, poor little Lemonhope...”
— Lemonhope, Adventure Time, Season 5: Too Old
Tagged: Darling, Precious
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