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Will Ferrell Quotes

Total quotes: 82
“It's that damn Hansel! He's so hot right now!”
— Jacobim Mugatu, Zoolander
Tagged: Hot, right now, Damn, Iconic
“To those of you graduates sitting out there who have a pretty good idea of what you’d like to do with your life: Congratulations. For many of you who maybe don’t have it all figured out, it’s okay. That’s the same chair that I sat in. Enjoy the process of your search without succumbing to the pressure of the result. Trust your gut, keep throwing darts at the dartboard, don’t listen to the critics, and you will figure it out. Class of 2017, I just want you to know you will never be alone on whatever path you may choose. If you do have a moment where you feel a little down, just think about the support you have from this great Trojan family. And imagine me — literally picture my face — singing this song gently into your ear.”
— Will Ferrell, Watch This Will Ferrell Commencement Speech Given to 2017 USC Graduates
Tagged: College, Graduation
“You stink! You smell like beef and cheese, you don’t smell like Santa.”
— Buddy, Elf
Tagged: Christmas Movies
“Francisco! That’s fun to say! Francisco. Frannn-cisco. Fran-cis-cooo.”
— Buddy, Elf
Tagged: Christmas Movies, Christmas Quotes
“What about Santa’s cookies? I suppose ‘parents’ eat those, too?”
— Buddy, Elf
Tagged: Buddy The Elf, Christmas Quotes
“You and your mom are hillbillies. This is a house of learned doctors.”
— Dale, Step Brothers
Tagged: Funny Movie Quotes
“It may not be my way, but damn if there doesn't go one happy family. All right, gang, let's just shoot some tear gas into the diner, and then when the guys come out with the monkey, we'll...Fuckbeans. That was them, wasn't it?”
— Federal Wildlife Marshal Willenholly, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Tagged: happy family, Monkey, tear gas
“Whillenholly: Fire a warning shot into his bulbous ass.

Sheriff: One rectal breach comin' up.”
— Federal Wildlife Marshal Willenholly, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Tagged: warning shot, bulbous ass, rectal breach
“Dear 8 pounds 6 ounces...newborn infant Jesus, don't even know a word yet.”
— Ricky Bobby, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Tagged: newborn, infant, jesus
“I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-shirt because it says I want to be formal, but I'm here to party.”
— Cal Naughton, Jr., Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Tagged: jesus, tuxedo, formal, casual, party
“My friends and I skipped school and we filled up a cup of pee and tried to get our neighbor's dog to drink it. But he wouldn't.”
— Walker Bobby, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Tagged: Dogs, urine drinking, cutting class
“Walker: Shut up in here! I'm trying to sleep!

Texas Ranger: One of you turds is about to get smacked in the mouth!”
— Walker Bobby, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Tagged: Threats, shut up
“[as they see Kurt riding down the escalator] Dear God. This is going to come off weird, Dusty, but he’s beautiful.”
— Brad Whitaker, Daddy's Home 2
Tagged: Male Beauty, Homophobia
“[as Kurt stands in front of Brad and scowls at him] Oh, gosh. Those piercing eyes, like a velociraptor.”
— Brad Whitaker, Daddy's Home 2
Tagged: Piercing Eyes, velociraptor
“No matter how hard I tried I was always the odd man out. The last one picked. A screw up! Black sheep! Bad boy!”
— Megamind (voice), Megamind
Tagged: Black Sheep, odd man out, Bad Boy
“Well, let me just quote the late-great Colonel Sanders, who said…’I’m too drunk to taste this chicken.’”
— Will Ferrell, Adam McKay, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Tagged: Best Sports Movies, Colonel Sanders
“I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no pants dance.”
— Brian Fantana, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
Tagged: Sex, Cookie, pants, No Pants Dance
“Well let me just quote the late-great Colonel Sanders, who said...'I'm too drunk to taste this chicken.'”
— Ricky Bobby, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Tagged: Colonel Sanders, Misquote, Drunk, chicken
“Like the frightened baby chipmunk, you are scared by anything that is different.”
— Jean Girard, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Tagged: chipmunk, difference, Fear
“There's nothing more frightening than driving with a live goddamn cougar next to you.”
— Reese Bobby, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Tagged: Fear, Cougar, Goddamn
“By the way, I think you have the most beautiful singing voice in the whole wide world.”
— Buddy, Elf
Tagged: Beautiful, voice, sing, Song
“Good receives all the praise and adulation while evil is sent to quiet time in the corner.”
— Megamind (voice), Megamind
Tagged: Good, Evil, Praise, adulation, Quiet Time
“ [after driving in reverse to beat Jamie McMurray] Hey Jamie, losing's never fun, but here's a little something to keep your spirits up! [Gives him the finger] It's real nice. I got it at Target. It was on sale.”
— Ricky Bobby, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Tagged: Middle Finger, Target
“[after blowing up Leon's house boat] Wow, we really didn't think that through.”
— Lance DeLune, The Ladies Man
Tagged: Overreaction
“Lars Erickssong: Why do you stand by me? 

Sigrit Ericksdóttir: Because you are a dreamer.”
— Sigrit Ericksdottir, Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga
Tagged: Dreamer, Believer, Love
“Ron: Brick, where'd you get a hand grenade?

Brick: I don't know.”
— Ron Burgundy, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
Tagged: hand grenade, Fight, Explosive
“Brennan, that is the voice of an angel. Brennan I can’t even make eye contact with you right now. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.”
— Dale, Step Brothers
Tagged: Funny Movie Quotes
“I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!”
— Brennan, Step Brothers
Tagged: Funny Movie Quotes
“Brennan, Denise called and she said she can't spend New Year's Eve with you because she's not your girlfriend, she's your therapist.”
— Nancy, Step Brothers
Tagged: Funny Movie Quotes
“This place reminds me of Santa’s Workshop! Except it smells like mushrooms and everyone looks like they want to hurt me.”
— Buddy, Elf
Tagged: Christmas Quotes
“I think you’re really beautiful and I feel really warm when I’m around you and my tongue swells up. So… do you want to eat food?”
— Buddy, Elf
Tagged: Christmas Quotes
“I thought maybe we could make ginger bread houses, and eat cookie dough, and go ice skating, and maybe even hold hands.”
— Buddy, Elf
Tagged: Buddy The Elf, Christmas Quotes
“I work at a college as a janitor even though I feel like I'm smarter than most of the people who go there. Sometimes I see an equation written on a blackboard like half an equation and... I just figure it out.”
— Brennan, Step Brothers
Tagged: Funny Movie Quotes
“Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls, Gardocki!”
— Brennan, Step Brothers
Tagged: Funny Movie Quotes
“ The man has only one look, for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! I invented the piano key necktie, I invented it! What have you done, Derek? You've done nothing! NOTHIIIING!”
— Jacobim Mugatu, Zoolander
Tagged: one look, crazy pills, piano key, invention
“Dear Lord baby Jesus, lyin' there in your ghost manger, just lookin' at your Baby Einstein developmental videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors. I would like to thank you for bringin' me and my mama together, and also that my kids no longer sound like retarded gang-bangers.”
— Ricky Bobby, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Tagged: jesus, manger, Ghost, baby einstein, Retarded, gang-bangers
“Hey! It's me, America!”
— Ricky Bobby, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Tagged: dumb americans
“Ricky Bobby: Oh hey, Casey.

Casey Mears: [shakes Ricky's hand] Hey, Ricky.

Ricky Bobby: Good, man.

Casey Mears: I'm gonna wreck you today. [pause] I'm just kidding.

Ricky Bobby: Oh, haha. That' a good one.”
— Ricky Bobby, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Tagged: fake threats
“Shut those mutts up before I cook 'em and eat 'em!”
— Texas Ranger Bobby, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Tagged: Dogs, shut up
“Hey, shut up you little pot-licker I'll stick you in a microwave!”
— Reese Bobby, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Tagged: pot licker, Microwave
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