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Zooey Deschanel Quotes

Total quotes: 10
“My first crush was on a Batman cake, but my first sexual feelings were about teenage Simba because he was really hot, and i still actually find him hot...”
— Jessica "Jess" Day, New Girl, Season 4: The Last Wedding
Tagged: Middle School, Awkward First Crushes
“We're all in...all five of us out there together, in the wild, getting some strange, like a sex fist! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 of us together, make a fist: Schmidt, Nick, Coach, Winston, Jess, sex fist when you put them all together! Tearing our way through the reception! It's a metaphor for togetherness.”
— Jessica "Jess" Day, New Girl, Season 4: The Last Wedding
Tagged: That's What She Said, Awkward Humor, Sex Jokes
“Tom: 'What happened? Why? Why didn't they work out?'

Summer: 'What always happens. Life.'”
— Tom, Summer, (500) Days Of Summer
Tagged: Dating, Love, Heartbreak
“Summer: 'I named my cat after Springsteen.'

Tom: 'No kidding. What was his name?'

Summer: '...Bruce.'

Tom: 'Oh... That makes sense.'”
— Tom, (500) Days Of Summer
Tagged: humor, Pets, Date
“What if I have some idea of love in my head and it’s just totally wrong?”
— Jessica "Jess" Day, New Girl, New Girl Season 1: Backslide
Tagged: Love, True Love, Doubts
“Summer: 'We've been like Sid and Nancy for months now.'

Tom: 'Summer, Sid stabbed Nancy, seven times with a kitchen knife, I mean we have some disagreements but I hardly think I'm Sid Vicious.'

Summer: 'No, I'm Sid.'

Tom: 'Oh, so I'm Nancy...?'”
— Tom, Summer, (500) Days Of Summer
Tagged: Funny, humor, Dating, Breakups, Fight
“Tom: 'Look, we don't have to put a label on it. That's fine. I get it. But, you know, I just... I need some consistency.'

Summer: 'I know.'

Tom: 'I need to know that you're not gonna wake up in the morning and feel differently.'

Summer: 'And I can't give you that. Nobody can.'”
— Tom, Summer, (500) Days Of Summer
Tagged: Love, Heartbreak, Dating, Labels
“Tom [Starts to take a drink of champagne]: 'That was actually my nickname in college. They called me "Perfectly Adequate" Hansen.'

Summer: 'They used to call me "Anal Girl."'

[Tom nearly gags on his drink]

Summer: '...I was very neat and... organized.'”
— Tom, Summer, (500) Days Of Summer
Tagged: humor, College, Nicknames
“Summer [Tom is listening to headphones in an elevator with Summer. She notices the music]: 'I love the Smiths.'

Tom: 'Sorry?

Summer: 'I said I love the Smiths.'
[They stare at each other for a moment]
'You... You have good taste in music.'

Tom [Repeating after her]: 'You... like the Smiths?'

Summer [Singing]: 'To die by your side, such a heavenly way to die.'

Summer [Speaking]: 'I love em.'

[Elevator stops, Summer leaves while Tom remains dumbfounded]

Tom: 'Holy shit.'”
— Tom, (500) Days Of Summer
Tagged: Love, Falling In Love, Music
“Partygoer: 'So Tom, what is it that you do?'

Tom: 'I, uh, I write greeting cards.'

Summer: 'Tom could be a really great architect if he wanted to be.'

Partygoer: 'That's unusual, I mean, what made you go from one to the other?'

Tom: 'I guess I just figured, why make something disposable like a building when you can make something that lasts forever, like a greeting card.'”
— Tom, Summer, (500) Days Of Summer
Tagged: Funny, humor, Dating
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