“Oh, look at this. He's sleeping and I have to go to the bathroom. Maybe he'll wake up soon. What if my kidneys burst? Is it worth it not to wake this man up to damage a major organ? I hope this disgusting slob appreciates what I'm doing for him.”

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Elaine bemoans being stuck in her airplane seat and being unable to go to the bathroom because the guy with the aisle seat is asleep.

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