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“It's hard to move on. Every time you think you have, you see that there's a lot more moving to do.”
— Constance, Bless This Mess, Season 1: The Estonian Method
Tagged: Moving On, Relationships
“You make me feel like I can't breathe, like my heart is skipping beats, like I'm about to die, but it's sublime.”
— Rudy, Bless This Mess, Season 1: The Estonian Method
Tagged: heart skips a beat, Sublime, Nervous, romance, Intimacy
“He's a tall glass of buttermilk, and I'm planning on taking a sip.”
— Constance, Bless This Mess, Season 1: The Estonian Method
Tagged: Tall Glass of Water, interested, romance
“Sometimes I cry so hard, I can feel it in my nuts.”
— Beau, Bless This Mess, Season 1: Predators
Tagged: cry, hard, feels
“I cook, I clean, and I make it happen between the sheets.”
— Mike, Bless This Mess, Season 1: Predators
Tagged: Cook, Clean, Sex, Sheets
“Nobody's strong all the time, except Monica Lewinsky, and you know I've been at her side from the very beginning.”
— Donna, Bless This Mess, Season 1: Predators
Tagged: Strong, Monica Lewinsky , On Your Side
“I'm coming for your weasel ass.”
— Rio, Bless This Mess, Season 1: Predators
Tagged: weasel, Empowered, Strong
“I'm mentally and physically incapable of survival.”
— Rio, Bless This Mess, Season 1: Predators
Tagged: Survival, mental, physical, Tough
“I'm very happy with everything else that's wrong with me.”
— Rudy, Bless This Mess, Season 1: Predators
Tagged: Happy, Wrong, issues
“In New York we had an equal partnership. We were both independent, capable people, and now you just expect me to break out the lemons and the corn starch and make lemonade for you and Rudy?”
— Rio, Bless This Mess, Season 1: Predators
Tagged: New York, equal, Equality, Partner, Partnership, gender roles
“My code name is 'Potato.'”
— Rudy, Bless This Mess, Season 1: Predators
Tagged: Code Name, Potato, Codes
“You can't call the sherif when a chicken dies, just like you can't call the gynecologist when the internet goes dead.”
— Constance, Bless This Mess, Season 1: Predators
Tagged: Sherif , chicken, Internet, Gynocologist
“You're buff as hell. You got this.”
— Rio, Bless This Mess, Season 1: Predators
Tagged: Buff, Strong, confident
“I learned that people will come to you in their own time.”
— Constance, Bless This Mess, Season 1: The Return of Short Shorts
Tagged: People, Time, Work, Bonds
“This is a magic moment, and you're crapping all over it.”
— Kay Bowman, Bless This Mess, Season 1: The Return of Short Shorts
Tagged: Magic, moment, Ruined, Soiled
“Cones are for ice cream, for happy times.”
— Rio, Bless This Mess, Season 1: The Return of Short Shorts
Tagged: ice cream, Happy, Cones
“He's like a big, tall, male Snow White. I love that.”
— Rio, Bless This Mess, Season 1: The Return of Short Shorts
Tagged: big, Tall, Male, Snow White, Disney
“Poop, there it is!”
— Rio, Bless This Mess, Season 1: The Chicken and the Goat
Tagged: Poop, Whoop there it is, play on words
“Once the sex goes, everything goes.”
— Donna, Bless This Mess, Season 1: The Chicken and the Goat
Tagged: Sex, Relationship, Intimacy
“Hot piece of ass collecting soil samples.”
— Rio, Bless This Mess, Season 1: The Chicken and the Goat
Tagged: Hot, Soil Samples, Farmer, Compliment
“Honestly, what scares me the most would be my life without you.”
— Rio, Bless This Mess, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Life, Love, Relationship
“I got an idea. Start a fire, take the insurance money, don't look back! Arson is almost impossible to prove.”
— Donna, Bless This Mess, Season 1: The Chicken and the Goat
Tagged: idea, Fire, Insurance Money, Arson
“The best kind of love is honest.”
— Constance, Bless This Mess, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Love, Best Kind , Truest
“You make my life into an adventure.”
— Rio, Bless This Mess, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Life, Adventure, Exciting
“Fighting is when two people care enough to get ugly.”
— Constance, Bless This Mess, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Fighting, Care, Talking Things Out, argument
“Put the cow on the phone, Rio! Put the cow on the phone right now! Let me tell 'em a thing or two.”
— Donna, Bless This Mess, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Cow, Phone, talk, upset
“Can we be alone together?”
— Rio, Bless This Mess, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Questions, Alone, Together
“We have a lot of sexual chemistry. Enough said.”
— Rudy, Bless This Mess, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Sexual Chemistry , Attraction
“She was born and raised in New York. She's never said hi to a neighbor. This is so fantastic. ”
— Mike, Bless This Mess, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Born and Raised , New York, greetings
“I track your phone. What am I not gonna track your phone? I'm your mother.”
— Donna, Bless This Mess, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Phone, mother, Concerned, overprotective
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