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“Blazanov: Fuck confidentiality of communication.

Al Swearengen: Why not fuck a woman instead?

Blazanov: Hope to, eventually.”
— Al Swearengen, Deadwood, Season 3: Unauthorized Cinnamon
Tagged: Fuck, Communication, Confidentiality
“Samuel Fields: Ain't meanin' to be here long, ain't looking to drink. All's I'm here for, Steve, is to talk to this here gentleman.

Steve: Go ahead and do somersaults or peel bananas with each other for all I give a fuck. Whole place has gone to shit anyhow.”
— Samuel Fields, Deadwood, Season 3: A Rich Find
Tagged: Drinking, peel bananas, gone to shit
“The man I once was, Al, was not formidable, and I am but his shadow now. And yet I'd be put to use. A decoy, perhaps. A weight to drop on villains from above.”
— Jack Langrishe, Deadwood, Season 3: The Catbird Seat
Tagged: formidable, Villains, decoy
“Johnny: If it's gettin' to go wrong, Dan, you just drop flat.

Dan: What the fuck did you just say?

Johnny: Drop flat if it's going wrong, and I'll blow his fucking head off.

Dan: You do and it'll be the last goddamn thing you do on this fucking earth. Going wrong is not the end of fucking things, Johnny. Fuck no! I have come back from plenty of shit that looked like it was going wrong.”
— Dan Dority, Deadwood, Season 3: A Two-Headed Beast
Tagged: Threats, Shit
“E.B. Farnham: It's Hearst. Hearst: is he Caesar, to have fights to the death for diversion? Murder his workers at whim? Smash passages in the fucking wall? A man of less wealth would be in fucking restraints.

Al Swearingen: We're in the presence of the new.

E.B.: Fuck the fucking new! Jesus Christ, Al. Is it over for us here?”
— Al Swearengen, Deadwood, Season 3: A Rich Find
Tagged: Hearst, caesar, Jesus Christ
“Puberty may bring you to understand what we take for mother-love is really murderous hatred and a desire for revenge.”
— E.B. Farnum, Deadwood, Season 3: Tell Your God To Ready For Blood
Tagged: Puberty, mother love, Revenge, Hatred
“Doc Cochran: You must drink this.

Alma Ellsworth: I will not awaken that demon, Doctor.

Doc Cochran: This has nothing to do with demons, Mrs. Ellsworth. This has to do with allaying the pain to get you through. Leave the demons to God and trust the pain to me.”
— Doc Cochran, Deadwood, Season 3: Tell Your God To Ready For Blood
Tagged: Pain, Medicine, Demons, God
“I've wished sometimes only to play checkers or to occupy myself some other way than having to see and feel so much sadness, or feel every moment how difficult things are, to understand or to live with. I've sometimes felt I couldn't live with them, but I find I can, Sofia. I've found I am, even when I think I'm not or that I can't. Can you look to me now, Sofia? Can you try? I will be so grateful if you will trust me with your sadness, and I will trust you with mine, so that even when we are sad we will be grateful for how much we love each other, and know that we are in the world as much in our pain as in our happiness.”
— Alma Garrett, Deadwood, Season 2: The Whores Can Come
Tagged: Pain, Sadness, Happiness
“They're hypocrite cocksuckers. And the fuckin' lyin' instruments and tactics they use to fuck people up the ass can be turned against them.”
— Al Swearengen, Deadwood, Season 2: Amalgamation and Capital
Tagged: Hypocrisy, Cocksucker, Anal Sex
“Every day takes figuring out all over again how to fucking live.”
— Calamity Jane, Deadwood, Season 3: Tell Your God To Ready For Blood
Tagged: Wisdom
“Doc Cochran: Jane, for me, the female breast long ago lost mystery or allure. Open your goddamn blouse.

Calamity Jane: I'll keep my fucking eyes shut, but I'll know every fucking move you make.”
— Calamity Jane, Deadwood, Season 2: A Lie Agreed Upon, Part 2
Tagged: breasts
“E.B. Farnum: Some ancient Italian maxim fits our situation, whose particulars escape me.

Francis Wolcott: Is the gist that I'm shit outta luck?

E.B. Farnum: Did they speak that way then?”
— E.B. Farnum, Deadwood, Season 2: New Money
Tagged: shit outta luck, italian, maxim
“If irritating me is the jackpot, you got the job done.”
— Bill Hickock, Deadwood, Season 1: Deep Water
Tagged: Irritating, jackpot
“May I say, Dan, having resumed drinking alcohol, I cannot for the life of me remember why I ever gave it up.”
— A.W. Merrick, Deadwood, Season 1: Plague
Tagged: Drinking, Alcoholism
“Every fuckin’ beatin’ I’m grateful for. Every fuckin’ one of them. Get all the trust beat outta you. And you know what the fuckin’ world is.”
— Al Swearengen, Deadwood, Season 1: Reconnoitering the Rim
Tagged: beating, Torture, Trust
“Calamity Jane: Is it true? Indians killin' white people?

Dan: That's the sewer mouth that follows Hickok around.

Calamity Jane: Why are we standin' here?

Guy: Ridin' out tomorrow, daybreak.

Calamity Jane: Oh, really? Tomorrow. What's your fuckin' rush?! I'm goin' now. Even without Bill. Even without Charlie. I know the road to Spearfish. And I don't drink where I'm the only fuckin' one with balls!”
— Calamity Jane, Deadwood, Season 1: Deadwood
Tagged: Indians, White People, spearfish
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