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Keeping Up with the Kardashians Quotes

“She's very monotone with Jesus.”
— Khloé Kardashian, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Season 13: The Aftermath
Tagged: monotone, jesus, prayer
“I think there is always two sides to every story and I want to be supportive of both.”
— Kim Kardashian, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Season 12: Love at First Fight
Tagged: Two Sides, Story, supportive, Both
“I think what we are wondering is if you have a girl here and why.”
— Kris Jenner, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Season 13: Family Trippin'
Tagged: direct, confrontational, Girl, Wondering
“I like this Cuban moment.”
— Khloé Kardashian, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Season 12: Havana Good Day
Tagged: Cuba, Cuban Cigars, enjoyable, Being Present, Living In The Moment
“I can do my thing and you can do your thing. What a great scenario.”
— Kourtney Kardashian, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Season 13: Family Trippin'
Tagged: Options, Scenario, Choices, Great
“I'll never stop posting photos that I like of myself.”
— Kim Kardashian, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Season 12: Got MILF?
Tagged: Never Stop, Posting, Photos, Self Image, Identity
“If you're not in to what I'm posting, don't look.”
— Kim Kardashian, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Season 12: Got MILF?
Tagged: Self Image, Identity, Posting, don't look
“I feel really strongly there is only one outcome.”
— Khloé Kardashian, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Season 12: The Digital Rage
Tagged: strongly, Option, outcome, only one
“She has ears the size of Mickey Mouse.”
— Kris Jenner, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Season 14: Fan-Friction
Tagged: Ears, Metaphor Examples, Mickey Mouse, Diss
“Why do you hate us?”
— Kourtney Kardashian, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Season 14: Fan-Friction
Tagged: Questions, Hate, Dislike, Sassy
“Like I just felt so fucking stupid.”
— Kendall Jenner, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Season 14: Cleveland Show
Tagged: upset, Stupid, Silly, lame, beating yourself up
“Don't you like wonder, like what our lives would be like though, if my dad was here. ”
— Kim Kardashian, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Season 12: Oh Baby!
Tagged: Wonder, Life, alive, father
“Recently, I wake up in the middle of the night and I can't move.”
— Kendall Jenner, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Season 12: Oh Baby!
Tagged: Wake Up, middle of the night, Paralysis, Movement
“Oh my god I'm going to cry my diamond earrings.”
— Kourtney Kardashian, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Season 6: The Family Vacation
Tagged: Sad, Crying, lost, earrings, expensive, Diamond
“Shut your fucking mouth!”
— Scott Disick, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Season 6: The Family Vacation
Tagged: upset, shut up, Mouth, angry, Yelling
“I've been having sex 500 times a day.”
— Kim Kardashian, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Season 10: The New Normal
Tagged: Sex, large amounts, Day
“Why not go out and have like a fab resting place?”
— Kim Kardashian, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Season 7: Tales From the Kardashian Krypt
Tagged: Fabulous, Abbreviations, resting place, Death
“I'm emotionally all in on this journey.”
— Kris Jenner, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Season 7: Tales From the Kardashian Krypt
Tagged: Emotionally, invested, All In, Journey
“If I put one little pill in his coffee... What's the harm?”
— Kris Jenner, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Season 4: Hot Cup of Love
Tagged: pill, Coffee, Drugs, harm
“Oh my god Kim. They took my favorite sunglasses!”
— Kris Jenner, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Season 9: The Vienna Incidents
Tagged: whine, stole, Favorite, Sunglasses, Shock
“Kris: I think Kim should do Playboy.

Khloé: Of course you do because you get 10%. That is sick.”
— Khloé Kardashian, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Season 1: Birthday Suit
Tagged: Playboy, Manager, Money, Sick, Sassy
“Bruce: If you’re not sweating, you’re not working.

Kim: That’s so not true.”
— Kim Kardashian, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Season 1: Birthday Suit
Tagged: sweating, Working, not true
“Kim, there’s people who are dying.”
— Kourtney Kardashian, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Season 6: Getting to Know You
Tagged: Sassy, Dying, Perspective, People
“My sisters say I’m a bitch, but I always have their best interests at heart.”
— Khloé Kardashian, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Season 1: I'm Watching You
Tagged: Sisters, Bitch, best interest, heart
“Kim, you are doing amazing sweetie.”
— Kris Jenner, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Season 1: Birthday Suit
Tagged: Amazing, Sweetie, Work It, photoshoot, Encouraging
“Jewelry Saleswoman: 42 carats. $1.2 million.

Kim: That’s not so bad.”
— Kim Kardashian, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Season 1: I'm Watching You
Tagged: Money, expensive, cost, Diamond
“Kourtney: Why did you make a sex tape? 

Kim: Because I was horny and I felt like it.”
— Kim Kardashian, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Season 1: I'm Watching You
Tagged: sex tape, Horny, felt like it, Reason
“Khloé: Are you drunk? 

Kris: We just came to fix the party.”
— Kris Jenner, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Season 1: I'm Watching You
Tagged: Drunk, Alcohol, party
“When I first heard about Kim’s tape, as her mother, I wanted to kill her. But as her manager, I knew that I had a job to do, and I really just wanted her to move past it”
— Kris Jenner, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Season 1: I'm Watching You
Tagged: mother, Manager, sex tape, Job, upset
“The princess is in the building!”
— Kim Kardashian, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Season 1: I'm Watching You
Tagged: princess, Building
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