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“Sharona: You're going straight to hell.

Adrian Monk: I am in hell.”
— Adrian Monk , Monk, Season 1: Mr. Monk Meets the Candidate
Tagged: Hell
“Adrian Monk: I need a wipe.

Sharona Fleming: Why?

Adrian Monk: Do you have a wipe?”
— Adrian Monk , Monk, Season 1: Mr. Monk and the Marathon Man
Tagged: Wipe, germs, Clean, Need, Gross
“I don't mind change. I just don't like to be there when it happens.”
— Adrian Monk , Monk, Season 1: Mr. Monk and the Other Woman
Tagged: Change, don't mind, happens
“Monica Waters: You're not eating.

Adrian Monk: I ate in the bathroom. I had some mints.”
— Adrian Monk , Monk, Season 1: Mr. Monk and the Other Woman
Tagged: eating, food, bathroom, Mints
“Sharona Fleming: I can't believe you folded like a cheap suit!

Adrian Monk: Tent. For the record, I folded like a cheap tent.”
— Adrian Monk , Monk, Season 1: Mr. Monk and the Billionaire Mugger
Tagged: folded, Simile Examples, Suit, Cheap, tent
“Be careful! There's a lot of gravity out there!”
— Adrian Monk , Monk, Season 1: Mr. Monk Goes to the Asylum
Tagged: Careful, gravity, Warning, Nervous
“Sharona Fleming: Are you sure you're not getting your hopes up?

Adrian Monk: That's what hopes are for.”
— Adrian Monk , Monk, Season 1: Mr. Monk Goes to the Carnival
Tagged: Hope, hopes up, wishing
“Sharona Fleming: Don't you ever wonder why you don't get invited anywhere?

Adrian Monk: No, not really...”
— Adrian Monk , Monk, Season 1: Mr. Monk Meets Dale the Whale
Tagged: Wonder, Invited, not really
“I'm as sure as I can be... without, any, you know, proof.”
— Adrian Monk , Monk, Season 1: Mr. Monk and the Psychic
Tagged: sure, Proof, evidence, hunch
“You've gotta be a little skeptical, Sharona. Otherwise you end up believing in everything - UFOs, elves, income tax rebates.”
— Adrian Monk , Monk, Season 1: Mr. Monk and the Psychic
Tagged: skeptical, Believe, UFO, elves, income tax rebates
“Now, pull your twisted self together, concentrate and be brilliant.”
— Sharona Fleming, Monk, Season 1: Mr. Monk Meets the Candidate
Tagged: Twisted, pull yourself together, Concentrate, Brilliant
“We're gonna follow the money. Mmm! Ahh! I've always wanted to say that.”
— Adrian Monk , Monk, Season 1: Mr. Monk Meets the Candidate
Tagged: Follow The Money, say that, Always
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