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“I never want people to feel like they aren't gay enough or straight enough. It's about what's in your heart. And what's in your heart is like [kissing sounds] ”
— Jonathan Van Ness, Queer Eye, Season 1: To Gay or Not Too Gay
Tagged: Be Who You Are, gay, straight, heart, What's in your heart
“I experienced the hate and the ignorance and it's scary.”
— Bobby Berk, Queer Eye, Season 1: Camp Rules
Tagged: Hate, Ignorance, scary, hurt
“If my gay black ass from the South could do it, your ass can do it. So, just believe in yourself.”
— Karamo Brown, Queer Eye, Season 1: To Gay or Not Too Gay
Tagged: gay, Black, South, Believe In Yourself, You Can Do It
“You're just like owning your space and stuff.”
— Jonathan Van Ness, Queer Eye, Season 1: Below Average Joe
Tagged: Owning it, Space, proud, Compliment
“Neal's bathroom reminds me a lot of a skin tag. It's not hurting anything, but it doesn't look great.”
— Jonathan Van Ness, Queer Eye, Season 1: Saving Sasquatch
Tagged: bathroom, Skin Tag, Doesn't Look Great, Diss
“Don't let that fear hold you. Don't let it hold you any more.”
— Karamo Brown, Queer Eye, Season 1: To Gay or Not Too Gay
Tagged: Fear, Brave, Hold You Back, Inspiring
“Like he's just giving you basic, basic, basic.”
— Jonathan Van Ness, Queer Eye, Season 1: Below Average Joe
Tagged: Basic, style, Personality, Vibe
“You guys are a bunch of baby bros who need to have gorgeous hair, too.”
— Jonathan Van Ness, Queer Eye, Season 1: Below Average Joe
Tagged: Bros, style, Self-Care, hair, Gorgeous
“When people say 'you can't teach an old dog new tricks' it's not true, because you can reinvent yourself and learn new things whenever you want.”
— Jonathan Van Ness, Queer Eye, Season 1: You Can't Fix Ugly
Tagged: Reinvent, Learn New Things, Growth, You can't teach an old dog new tricks
“Ulysses S. Grant? Yes, queen. I know.”
— Jonathan Van Ness, Queer Eye, Season 1: You Can't Fix Ugly
Tagged: Handsome, historical, Iconic, Yes Queen
“Sexy time. You're giving me Patrick Dempsey, you're giving me take-your-top-off, you're giving me hold-me-till-the-pain-goes-away.”
— Jonathan Van Ness, Queer Eye, Season 1: Below Average Joe
Tagged: Sexy, Patrick Dempsey, Top Off, Hold Me Tight, affection
“You're giving me strong man, 'I will change your tire, I will pay your bills, I will provide.”
— Jonathan Van Ness, Queer Eye, Season 1: Below Average Joe
Tagged: Strong Man, Change Your Tire, Pay Your Bills, Provide, Masculinity
“I wanna show straight and gay men alike that self-care and grooming isn't mutually exclusive with femininity or masculinity.”
— Jonathan Van Ness, Queer Eye, Season 1: The Renaissance of Remington
Tagged: straight, gay, Self-Care, grooming, feminine, masculine
“I heard a preacher once say sometimes when you are feeling buried, you're actually just planted”
— Bobby Berk, Queer Eye, Season 1: Camp Rules
Tagged: Preacher, Planted, Life, Growth, Optimism
“I just wanted to be free.”
— Bobby Berk, Queer Eye, Season 1: Camp Rules
Tagged: Free, Freedom, Life, Individuality
“Can you believe?”
— Jonathan Van Ness, Queer Eye, Season 1: You Can't Fix Ugly
Tagged: Believe, Shock, surprise
“I just need him to make better a little bit, you know what I mean?”
— Jonathan Van Ness, Queer Eye, Season 2: Make Ted Great Again
Tagged: better, improvment, Fixer Up
“Johnny’s loves pizza, yummers yummers yummers.”
— Jonathan Van Ness, Queer Eye, Season 2: Bedazzled
Tagged: Pizza, Yum, Yummy, Tasty
“I’m really just this cuddly, cozy, boobie baby.”
— Jonathan Van Ness, Queer Eye, Season 2: Bit Little Lies
Tagged: Cuddly, Cozy, Baby, sweet
“The only time I’ve ever liked Reno was at the end of Sister Act when all the ladies had to go save Whoopi from those evil mob sharks. That was fierce. But other than that Reno does not have a place in my heart..”
— Jonathan Van Ness, Queer Eye, Season 2: The Handyman Can
Tagged: Reno, Sister Act, Evil Mob, Fierce
“Can you handle the CON-FI-DONCE?”
— Jonathan Van Ness, Queer Eye, Season 2: Bit Little Lies
Tagged: Handle it, Confidence, Work It
“Every time we go this far out of Atlanta I remember the nervousness I felt on Election Night 2016. Like this level of discomfort. Like, where are we going?”
— Jonathan Van Ness, Queer Eye, Season 2: A Decent Proposal
Tagged: Election Night, worry, Fear, Nervous, Discomfort
“You’re a really well-read baby.”
— Jonathan Van Ness, Queer Eye, Season 2: Bit Little Lies
Tagged: Well-read, Baby, innocent, Smart, young
“This is like boyfriend material house!”
— Jonathan Van Ness, Queer Eye, Season 2: The Handyman Can
Tagged: Boyfriend, House, Boyfriend Material, Comfy, Relationship
“If you accidentally knock your wife up, you have to name the baby Jonathan because it’s totally my fault because I got you this haircut. And if you have a little girl, it could be my last name with an ‘a,’ which is Vanessa, which is also coincidentally my drag name.”
— Jonathan Van Ness, Queer Eye, Season 2: Unleash the Sexy Beast
Tagged: Knock Up, Baby Name, Gorgeous, Drag Name, Attractive
“In my world, everything that’s romantic is topless.”
— Jonathan Van Ness, Queer Eye, Season 2: A Decent Proposal
Tagged: My World, Romantic, Topless, Attractive, Fantasy
“Picture it, you click on Netflix and you turn on that Bob Ross collection they have on there? So peaceful!”
— Jonathan Van Ness, Queer Eye, Season 2: God Bless Gay
Tagged: Netflix, Bob Ross, Peaceful, Painting
“Jonathan Van Ness: So, the first ingredient in this is sodium lauryl sulfate which is actually the same thing that cleans the car engine in a car.

Tom: But it says moisturizing!

Jonathan Van Ness: She's a liar!”
— Jonathan Van Ness, Queer Eye, Season 1: You Can't Fix Ugly
Tagged: Self-Care, moisturizing, Harmful ingredients
“Yes Balance! Yes Symmetry!”
— Jonathan Van Ness, Queer Eye, Season 1: You Can't Fix Ugly
Tagged: Balance, Symmetry, harmony, Excited
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