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“You know, Spunky, sometimes grocery day can be a very dangerous day, but at least we got food.”
— Rocko (voice), Rocko's Modern Life, Season 1: Rocko's Happy Sack / Flu-In-U-Enza
“Heffer Wolfe: [comes bursting into Rocko's house] Rocko! Do you still have Filburt's diary?

Rocko: [hides the diary behind his back] No! I mean, yes. But I wasn't reading it. If that's what you mean.

Heffer Wolfe: I just gotta see it! It's all I think about! I can't sleep, I can't think! I can't even eat! Well... okay, I can eat.”
— Rocko (voice), Rocko's Modern Life, Season 4: The High Five of Doom / Fly Burgers
“Ed Bighead: Hello, my name is Ed Bighead, and I have a meatball problem.”
— Ed Bighead (voice), Rocko's Modern Life, Season 4: S.W.A.K. / Magic Meatball
“Elkie: [whispers to Heffer] Your family are wolves?

Heffer Wolfe: Oh, I was adopted.

Elkie: [whispering] I didn't realize.

Heffer Wolfe: So, would you like to see some embarrassing pictures of me as a child?

Elkie: Sure.

[They leave the room]

George Wolfe: [whispering] VIRGINIA, SHE'S STILL ALIVE.

Virginia Wolfe: [whispering] Now, dear. Just be glad he got her here at all.

George Wolfe: Well, I think he's getting a little TOO friendly with the main course.

Virginia Wolfe: Well, Heffer's always been very fond of food.

George Wolfe: Why can't I have any normal offspring!”
— George Wolfe (voice) / Virginia Wolfe (voice), Rocko's Modern Life, Season 3: An Elk for Heffer / Scrubbin' Down Under
“Rocko: [after a crowd song that he missed] Why was everyone singing?

Heffer: We just got a song in our hearts!

Rocko: How is it you all know the words? Did you rehearse?

Heffer: Yeah, every Thursday. Didn't you see the flyers?”
— Rocko (voice) / Heffer Wolfe (voice), Rocko's Modern Life, Season 3: Zanzibar / Fatal Contraption
“Ed Bighead: [to Rocko and Filburt] Now, let's get you boys some shoes, hmm.

Ed Bighead: [to Ferb] Ferb, some shoes for the opposing team.

Ferb: Are they a real team?

Ed Bighead: They got shirts, don't they!”
— Ed Bighead (voice) / Bev Bighead (voice), Rocko's Modern Life, Season 2: Hair Licked / Gutter Balls
“[Filburt runs into Dr. Hutchison working at a pharmacy]

Filburt Turtle: Hey, I thought you were a surgeon.

Dr. Paula Hutchison: I was, but I just couldn't cut it.”
— Filburt Turtle (voice), Rocko's Modern Life, Season 2: Hut Sut Raw / Kiss Me, I'm Foreign
“Rocko: I know the secret for getting rid of stage fright!

Filburt Shellbach: You do? Tell me, tell me!

Rocko: Just picture the audience... naked!

[Rocko pushes Filburt on stage, but Filburt freezes up and goes back]

Filburt Shellbach: I can't do it. It's way too disgusting.

[Rocko pokes his head out of the curtain]

Rocko: Yuck! Open mic night is a very dangerous night.”
— Filburt Turtle (voice), Rocko's Modern Life, Season 2: The Lounge Singer / She's the Toad
“Rocko, Heffer Wolfe: [reading from the manual] How to Turn Off Your Suck-O-Matic.

[the Suck-O-Matic sucks some pages from the manual]

Rocko, Heffer Wolfe: [reading] In case Suck-O-Matic sucks instructions, see page 101.

[the Suck-O-Matic sucks some more pages from the manual]

Rocko, Heffer Wolfe: [reading] "PREPARE TO DIE"?”
— Rocko (voice), Rocko's Modern Life, Season 1: A Sucker for the Suck-O-Matic / Canned
“Heffer Wolfe: Give me another double order of fries.

Bartender: Sorry, pal. I think you've had enough.

Heffer Wolfe: I'll tell you when I've had enough, you greasy plate jockey!”
— Heffer Wolfe (voice), Rocko's Modern Life, Season 1: Who's for Dinner? / Love Spanked
“Ed Bighead: [looking through binoculars] Bev, I can't believe it! Do you know what that weirdo next door is up to?

Bev Bighead: Oh, shut up and mind your own business, Ed.

Ed Bighead: But, Bev, they're, well... uh... nude!

Bev Bighead: [looks through Ed's binoculars] Oh, Ed, oh, you're right! Oh, yes! This is disgusting! Quick, Ed, get the telescope out of the hall closet.”
— Ed Bighead (voice) / Bev Bighead (voice), Rocko's Modern Life, Season 1: Leap Frogs / Bedfellows
“Waitress: Will there be anything else, sir?

Heffer Wolfe: [referring to a pair of chopsticks] Yeah, these plastic things can't cut my burrito.”
— Heffer Wolfe (voice), Rocko's Modern Life, Season 1: No Pain, No Gain / Who Gives a Buck
“Ed Bighead: Rocko, what're you doing?

Rocko: [With a paddle in his hand] We're playing spank the monkey.”
— Rocko (voice), Rocko's Modern Life, Season 2: Hair Licked / Gutter Balls
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