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“Come on. Let's see what else you have inside... your... head.”
— Zeke The Plumber, Salute Your Shorts, Season 1: Zeke The Plummer
Tagged: Ghost, creepy
“Donkeylips: I can hock a loogie eight feet in the air and catch it with my tongue.

Michael: Well, your mother must be really proud. ”
— Eddie 'Donkeylips' Gelfen & Michael Stein, Salute Your Shorts, Season 1: Michael Comes To Camp
Tagged: proud, disgusting, Gross
“And you're, like, a straight-A, never had a cavity, in bed by ten sort of kid, aren't you?”
— Bobby Budnick, Salute Your Shorts, Season 1: Budnick and Michael Fake Being Sick
Tagged: responsible, Virgo, Rule Follower
“Dina: Budnick, why can't you just go swim in the lake?

Budnick: Because fish fart in it!”
— Dina Alexander & Bobby Budnick, Salute Your Shorts, season 2: Counselor Budnick
Tagged: fish, lake, Phobia, Water, Swimming
“Budnick: What is THIS?

Donkeylips: It's a bag of potato chips.

Budnick: I asked for ruffled potato chips.

Donkeylips: Hey, what's the difference?

Budnick: One has ruffles and the other one doesn't, ya moron.”
— Bobby Budnick & Eddie 'Donkeylips' Gelfen, Salute Your Shorts, Season 1: Zeke The Plummer
Tagged: Potato Chips, Chips, snacks
“From this moment on, you are all on Double Permanent Confinement until I find out who hung up on my girlfriend!”
— Kevin 'Ug' Lee, Salute Your Shorts, Season 1: The Radio Call-In Contest
Tagged: Girlfriend, Rage
“Cross my heart, hope to die, stick a pizza in my mouth.”
— Eddie 'Donkeylips' Gelfen, Salute Your Shorts, Season 1: Zeke The Plummer
Tagged: Pizza, food
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