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Saved by the Bell Quotes

“Zack's idea of a good education is sitting between a pretty girl and a smart nerd.”
— Jessie Spano, Saved by the Bell, Season 4: Student-Teacher Week
Tagged: Zach Morris Is Trash, Making A Mockery Of Secondary Education
“Right, and ache is a turn on.”
— Lisa Turtle, Saved by the Bell, Season 3: The Last Dance
Tagged: Dry Humor, Acne, Examples of Sarcasm
“So many boys, so little time.”
— Kelly Kapowski, Saved by the Bell, Season 1: Fatal Distraction
Tagged: So Many Boys, Having A lot Of Dating Choices, Too Many Options, Pretty Girl Problems
“Zack: Jessie, I'm in big trouble.


Jessie: What did you do, sell your parents' house again?”
— Jessie Spano, Saved by the Bell, Season 1: Dancing to the Maxx
Tagged: Mischief, Selling Your Parents House, Zach Morris is Trouble
“I think we should date other people. Think of a nut on a forest floor. It needs space to grow into a tree. We're those nuts. ”
— Zack Morris, Saved by the Bell, Season 2: From Nurse to Worse
Tagged: Breaking Up, Things to Say To Someone When You Are Breaking Up With Them, Metaphors For Breaking Up
“So many stores all in one place, it brings a big smile to my face. I love to hop from shop to shop, and buy and buy until I drop.”
— Lisa Turtle, Saved by the Bell, Season 2: From Nurse to Worse
Tagged: Funny Poems, Ode to the Mall, Shopping, I Love The Mall, Shopping Addict
“Your understanding of politics is limited to who won the election on Sesame Street.”
— Jessie Spano, Saved by the Bell, Season 1: The Election
Tagged: insults, Ways To Insult Someone For Their Politic Beliefs
“Lisa: Why don't you go as the Invisible Man?


Screech: I would, but I don't know what he looks like.”
— Samuel 'Screech' Powers, Saved by the Bell, Season 3: The Last Dance
Tagged: insults, Witty Comebacks To Insults, Being Invisible
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