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The Ren & Stimpy Show Quotes

“ [to Stimpy after many nights of not getting any sleep] Psst, hey Guido. Its all so clear to me now. I'm the keeper of the cheese... and you're the lemon merchant, you get it? And he KNOWS it. That's why he's gonna KILL US. So we got to beat it... ya... before he lets loose the marmosets on us! Don't worry little missy... I'LL SAVE YOU!”
— Ren Höek (voice), The Ren & Stimpy Show, Season 2: In the Army
“They grow so fast, then leave ya. You just hope you raise them right.”
— Ren Höek (voice), The Ren & Stimpy Show, Season 5: I Was a Teenage Stimpy / Who's Stupid Now?
“Get in there and get my meat!”
— Ren Höek (voice), The Ren & Stimpy Show, Season 4: Superstitious Stimpy
“Ren: You! Both of you! Oh, what I'm gonna do to you. I'm so angry! First, I'm gonna tear your lips out. Yeah, that's what I'm gonna do. And then I'm gonna gouge your eyes out. Yeah, that's what I'm gonna do.

Stimpy: We don't like this, Ren.

Svën Höek: Yeah, you's scary us.

Ren: Yeah, you're scared, huh? Next, I'm gonna tear your arms out of the sockets. And you wanna know what else? I'm gonna hit ya, and you're gonna fall, and I'm gonna look down, and I'm gonna laugh. But first, FIRST! I gotta take a whiz, don't you go anywhere, you stay right here, right on this spot, I'll be back.”
— Ren Höek (voice) / Stimpson J. Cat (voice) / Sven Hoek (voice), The Ren & Stimpy Show, Season 2: Svën Höek
“Powdered Toast Man: Quick, man! Cling tenaciously to my buttocks!

The Pope: Both of them?”
— Powdered Toast Man (voice) & The Pope (voice), The Ren & Stimpy Show, Season 2: Powdered Toast Man
“Ahem. Ladies and gents, I give you... the Cheese-O-Phone! Now we can talk to cheese, anywhere in the world, regardless of their foreign tongues! Uh, go ahead Ren. Say something in... Limburger.”
— Stimpson J. "Stimpy" Cat (voice), The Ren & Stimpy Show, Season 1: Stimpy's Invention
“[Ren is trying out Stimpy's Stay-Put Socks]

Ren: Why, it's amazing! How do they work?

Stimpy: They're full of glue!

[glue oozes out of the top of the socks]

Stimpy: I'm so glad you like them, Ren! Wait here, I'll go get the stay put hat and raincoat!

Ren: [shouts] You filthy swine. I will kill you!”
— Ren Höek (voice) & Stimpson J. Cat (voice), The Ren & Stimpy Show, Season 1: Stimpy's Invention
“I've had it up to here with the likes o'you people! Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were circus midgets.”
— Fire Captain (voice), The Ren & Stimpy Show, Season 1: Fire Dogs
“Oh, my beloved ice cream bar! How I love to lick your creamy center!”
— Ren Höek (voice), The Ren & Stimpy Show, Season 1: Space Madness
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