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Dominic Dierkes Quotes

Total quotes: 12
“You only YOLO once!”
— Adam DeMamp, Workaholics, Season 3: High Art
Tagged: Yolo, live, Once
“Life is hard and dangerous, and sometimes you just gotta chop off somebody's head to survive.”
— Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams, Ash vs Evil Dead, Season 1: Fire in the Hole
Tagged: Life, Murder, Violence, Sassy, Cheeky, Survival, dangerous, joke
“Militia: I'm gonna get you pregnant later.

Kelly: Won't your sister be jealous of us?”
— Kelly Maxwell, Ash vs Evil Dead, Season 1: Fire in the Hole
Tagged: Insult, Incest, pregnant, Sex, flirty, Jealousy, Cheeky, joke, Rude
“Kelly: You know they were Jewish, right?

Ash: I-I did not. Wish you could have said somethin' before I made those dumb crosses, but, okay.”
— Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams, Ash vs Evil Dead, Season 1: Bait
Tagged: Jewish, Religion, funeral, Christianity, Judaism, cross, Graves, Cheeky
“You make me feel like I can't breathe, like my heart is skipping beats, like I'm about to die, but it's sublime.”
— Rudy, Bless This Mess, Season 1: The Estonian Method
Tagged: heart skips a beat, Sublime, Nervous, romance, Intimacy
“It's hard to move on. Every time you think you have, you see that there's a lot more moving to do.”
— Constance, Bless This Mess, Season 1: The Estonian Method
Tagged: Moving On, Relationships
“Suzy: Evil will walk the Earth!

Ash: Yeah, well, your cooking was shit.”
— Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams, Ash vs Evil Dead, Season 1: Bait
Tagged: Evil, Earth, Insult, Rude, Cheeky, Cooking
“Ash: Pablo, focus up! Just stay behind me. Let the boomstick do the talkin'. Things get hairy, use your bottle.

Pablo Bolivar: Um, I don't think it's a very good weapon, Jefe. You had to stab Roper like 50 times.

Ash: Hey, I was sharpening it for you.”
— Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams, Ash vs Evil Dead, Season 1: Bait
Tagged: weapon, bottle, Violence, Sharp, Protection, Snarky, Cheeky
“He's a tall glass of buttermilk, and I'm planning on taking a sip.”
— Constance, Bless This Mess, Season 1: The Estonian Method
Tagged: Tall Glass of Water, interested, romance
“I'm all about banging clits, sucking tits, and taking shits.”
— Billy Belk, Workaholics, Season 3: Fourth and Inches
Tagged: Tits, Clits, Shits, Gross, Machismo
“Empty da nuts!”
— Billy Belk, Workaholics, Season 3: Fourth and Inches
Tagged: Empty, Nuts
“Ash: Well, now that you're back, what's your big plan?

Suzy: Well, just try to get everything back to normal.

Ash: Normal? Ha. What's normal?

Suzy: Family, work.

Ash: Work? Work, where?

Suzy: Oh, I'm an English teacher.

Ash: What grade?

Suzy: Tenth.

Ash: What's your favorite book?

Suzy: 'The Old Man and the Sea.'

Ash: Oh, so you like fishing.

Mr. Maxwell: I like fishing!

Ash: This ain't about you, dad!”
— Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams, Ash vs Evil Dead, Season 1: Bait
Tagged: Old Man And The Sea, Literature, book, Teacher, School, Work, Family, Fishing, Cheeky, joke
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