1. People
    2.  › 
  2. Jim Clemente

Jim Clemente Quotes

Total quotes: 9
“When someone feels trapped in what feels like a hopeless situation, pulling the trigger or swallowing pills or hanging yourself seems like the only way out.”
— Jennifer Jareau, Criminal Minds, Season 5: Risky Business
Tagged: Suicide, trapped, hopeless, Pills
“The number of pathogens passed during a handshake is staggering. It's actually safer to kiss.”
— Dr. Spencer Reid, Criminal Minds, Season 8: Restoration
Tagged: Pathogens, Handshake, Germophobia, Kissing
“Statistically, copycat killers tend to be vulnerable narcissists. Though overtly boastful, they harbor deep-seated feelings of inadequacy. Emulating notorious crimes makes them feel powerful.”
— Jim Clemente, Criminal Minds, Season 13: Lucky Strikes
Tagged: Copycat Killers, Narcissists, Inadequacy
“Marital bliss followed by marital diss! Of course. Why didn't I think of that?”
— Penelope Garcia, Criminal Minds, Season 12: A Good Husband
Tagged: Marriage, Marital Bliss
“Enchantress of all things possible, use your imagination.”
— Penelope Garcia, Criminal Minds, Season 6: Big Sea
Tagged: Imagination, Enchantress
“David Rossi: So, there's no way that was a mugging?


Penelope Garcia: No, no! Unless it's some sort, you know, bizarre universe with a square planet, where things are like the exact opposite, totally the same.”
— Janine Sherman Barrois, Jim Clemente, Criminal Minds, Season 10: The Hunt
Tagged: Mugging, Bizarre Universe
“Derek Morgan: Mama, is it even possible for somebody to live completely offline these days?

Penelope Garcia: Sure, if you live in an Afghani cave or certain parts of New Jersey, other than that not so much.”
— Derek Morgan, Criminal Minds, Season 9: Gabby
Tagged: New Jersey, Offline
“Did they tell you I'm being hideous? It's because, like...listen to me. I've lost my voice because I've been crying so much. I have, like, major PTSD, with an emphasis on the... on the ’S’ and the ’T.’ And definitely some of the ‘D’ and the ‘P.’ Because it's been a while since all of this happened and...”
— Penelope Garcia, Criminal Minds, Season 13: Lucky Strikes
Tagged: Hideous, PTSD, Crying
“There was this young prince who wanted to win the heart of the fairest maiden in the land, so he climbed to the top of the tallest tower in the kingdom and he caught a falling star for her. Unfortunately, he was so excited that he dropped it and it smashed into all of these pieces. So he frantically put it back together again to prove his undying love to her and he succeeded and they lived happily ever after.”
— Emily Prentiss, Criminal Minds, Season 5: Risky Business
Tagged: Young Prince, fairy tales, Fair Maiden
loading next page...