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Major Franklin Marion Burns

Major Franklin Marion Burns Quotes

Total quotes: 5

Major Franklin Marion Burns

character

Total quotes: 5

“Frank: Another week of command and I'd have had you out of that dress!

Klinger: I'm not that easy.”

— Major Franklin Marion Burns, M*A*S*H, Season 4: Welcome to Korea

Tagged: Transvestitism

“I happen to believe in the sanctity of marriage no matter how ugly or disgusting it gets. I'd kill her before I'd divorce her!”

— Major Franklin Marion Burns, M*A*S*H, Season 5: Dear Sigmund

Tagged: Marriage, Divorce, ugly, disgusting

“I'm fine, Mom. Well actually, I'm not. You see, I had this friend. And this friend only pretended to like me. You know, the way Dad used to?”

— Major Franklin Marion Burns, M*A*S*H, Season 5: Margaret's Engagement

Tagged: Friends, Fake Friends

“Anyone who needs psychiatry is sick in the head.”

— Major Franklin Marion Burns, M*A*S*H, Season 3: Mad Dogs and Servicemen

Tagged: Psychiatry

“Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce.”

— Major Franklin Marion Burns, M*A*S*H, Season 3: Bulletin Board

Tagged: Marriage, Divorce, Painfully Obvious

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