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Tim Herlihy Quotes
AKA: | Tim Herlihy |
Birthday: | October 9, 1966 |
Birthplace: | Brooklyn, New York, United States |
Educated At: | New York University Stern School Of Business, New York University School Of Law |
Nationality: | United States Of America |
Occupations: | Producer, Screenwriter, Actor, Composer |
Total quotes: 42
Tim Herlihy
AKA: Tim Herlihy
Birthday: October 9, 1966
Birthplace: Brooklyn, New York, United States
Educated At: New York University Stern School Of Business, New York University School Of Law
Nationality: United States Of America
Occupations: Producer, Screenwriter, Actor, Composer
Total quotes: 42
“O’Doyle: [Throws the dodgeball at Billy as he walks on to the playground]
Billy Madison: [Catches the ball one-handed] Now you’re all in big, BIG trouble.”
Billy Madison: [Catches the ball one-handed] Now you’re all in big, BIG trouble.”
Tagged:
dodgeball, big trouble
“Sonny: Don't worry about me making money. I'm in love with a woman who makes plenty of it. She'll be my sugar mamma.
Homeless Guy: I gotta get me one of those.”
Homeless Guy: I gotta get me one of those.”
Tagged:
sugar mama, money making
“3rd Grader: Wa-wa-wa-once th-th-th-there wa-wa-wa-was a-a-a-a g-g-girl.
Billy Madison: Kid can’t even read.
Ernie: Cut it out, dude, you’re gonna get us in trouble.
Billy Madison: T-T-T-TODAY JUNIOR!”
Billy Madison: Kid can’t even read.
Ernie: Cut it out, dude, you’re gonna get us in trouble.
Billy Madison: T-T-T-TODAY JUNIOR!”
Tagged:
Stuttering, bullying
“No I will not make out with you. Did ya hear that? This girl wants to make out with me in the middle of class. You got Chlorophyll Man up there talking about God knows what and all she can talk about is making out with me. I’m here to learn, everybody, not to make out with you. Go on with the chlorophyll.”
Tagged:
chlorophyll, Making Out
“Danny: I did a real stupid thing that inadvertently led to the death of a United States president, I'm feeling pretty lousy about it.
Frank Stockburn: Well son, look at my eyes... Shit happens!
Danny: Yeah. Thanks. Thank you, sir.”
Frank Stockburn: Well son, look at my eyes... Shit happens!
Danny: Yeah. Thanks. Thank you, sir.”
Tagged:
Shit Happens, lincoln assassination
“What, you want a father figure? Stop pulling your sister's hair!”
Tagged:
Father Figure, hair puller
“Brian Madison: You remember that spelling bee you won in the 1st grade?
Billy Madison: Oh no, you didn’t.
Brian Madison: Rock? ‘r-o-k’?
Billy Madison: Yea, so what’s your point?
Brian Madison: r-o-C-k!
Billy Madison: Ohh! The ‘C’ is silent.”
Billy Madison: Oh no, you didn’t.
Brian Madison: Rock? ‘r-o-k’?
Billy Madison: Yea, so what’s your point?
Brian Madison: r-o-C-k!
Billy Madison: Ohh! The ‘C’ is silent.”
Tagged:
spelling bee
“Billy Madison: Well, I made the duck blue because I’d never seen a blue duck before and I wanted to see one.
Miss Lippy: Well, I think it’s an excellent blue duck. Congratulations Billy, you just passed the first grade.
Billy Madison: Wow, Miss Lippy, that’s great. What do you think of that Mr. Blue Duck? [pretending to be duck] That’s quacktastic.”
Miss Lippy: Well, I think it’s an excellent blue duck. Congratulations Billy, you just passed the first grade.
Billy Madison: Wow, Miss Lippy, that’s great. What do you think of that Mr. Blue Duck? [pretending to be duck] That’s quacktastic.”
Tagged:
boobs, double dare
“Sonny: Hey man, who won the Knick game?
Angry Guy: Who cares?
Sonny: Don't worry. He can't hold you down forever.
Angry Guy: What are you talking about?
Sonny: You know what I'm talking about.
Angry Guy: You're a loser.
Sonny: You're mad at your dad, not me. I forgive you.
Angry Guy: [walking away crying] I am. I hate my father.”
Angry Guy: Who cares?
Sonny: Don't worry. He can't hold you down forever.
Angry Guy: What are you talking about?
Sonny: You know what I'm talking about.
Angry Guy: You're a loser.
Sonny: You're mad at your dad, not me. I forgive you.
Angry Guy: [walking away crying] I am. I hate my father.”
Tagged:
New York Knicks, Daddy Issues
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