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AKA: | Tim Herlihy |
Birthday: | October 9, 1966 |
Birthplace: | Brooklyn, New York, United States |
Educated At: | New York University Stern School Of Business, New York University School Of Law |
Nationality: | United States Of America |
Occupations: | Producer, Screenwriter, Actor, Composer |
Total quotes: 76
Tim Herlihy
AKA: Tim Herlihy
Birthday: October 9, 1966
Birthplace: Brooklyn, New York, United States
Educated At: New York University Stern School Of Business, New York University School Of Law
Nationality: United States Of America
Occupations: Producer, Screenwriter, Actor, Composer
Total quotes: 76
“Back to school. Back to school, to prove to Dad that I’m not a fool. I got my lunch packed up, my boots tied tight, I hope I don’t get in a fight. Ohhhh, back to school. Back to school. Back to school. Well, here goes nothing.”
Tagged:
back to school
“O’Doyle: [Throws the dodgeball at Billy as he walks on to the playground]
Billy Madison: [Catches the ball one-handed] Now you’re all in big, BIG trouble.”
Billy Madison: [Catches the ball one-handed] Now you’re all in big, BIG trouble.”
Tagged:
dodgeball, big trouble
“Abner DoubleDay: [after credits] Before you go...Two...four...six...eight...who do we appreciate?
Chinese Baseball Team: [in unison] The Stockburns! The Stockburns! Yeah! The Stockburns!”
Chinese Baseball Team: [in unison] The Stockburns! The Stockburns! Yeah! The Stockburns!”
Tagged:
sports chants
“Sonny: Don't worry about me making money. I'm in love with a woman who makes plenty of it. She'll be my sugar mamma.
Homeless Guy: I gotta get me one of those.”
Homeless Guy: I gotta get me one of those.”
Tagged:
sugar mama, money making
“3rd Grader: Wa-wa-wa-once th-th-th-there wa-wa-wa-was a-a-a-a g-g-girl.
Billy Madison: Kid can’t even read.
Ernie: Cut it out, dude, you’re gonna get us in trouble.
Billy Madison: T-T-T-TODAY JUNIOR!”
Billy Madison: Kid can’t even read.
Ernie: Cut it out, dude, you’re gonna get us in trouble.
Billy Madison: T-T-T-TODAY JUNIOR!”
Tagged:
Stuttering, bullying
“No I will not make out with you. Did ya hear that? This girl wants to make out with me in the middle of class. You got Chlorophyll Man up there talking about God knows what and all she can talk about is making out with me. I’m here to learn, everybody, not to make out with you. Go on with the chlorophyll.”
Tagged:
chlorophyll, Making Out
“Shooter McGavin: [after buying grandma's house in an auction] You're in big trouble though, pal. I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!
Happy Gilmore: [laughing] You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
Shooter McGavin: [long pause] No!”
Happy Gilmore: [laughing] You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
Shooter McGavin: [long pause] No!”
Tagged:
Best Sports Movies, Shit
“Sonny: He's the smelly kid in class!, I let him become the smelly kid in class!, What the hell's the matter with me?
Ms. Foote: Oh yes, I've had some smelly ones before, but your son is by far the smelliest.”
Ms. Foote: Oh yes, I've had some smelly ones before, but your son is by far the smelliest.”
Tagged:
Smelly
“I know this is the right thing because I would die for this kid just so he won't feel one ounce of sadness. That's why you're here right now, to protect me, to be scared for me to be a good father. And that's exactly what I'm gonna be.”
Tagged:
Sadness, Fatherhood
“Danny: I did a real stupid thing that inadvertently led to the death of a United States president, I'm feeling pretty lousy about it.
Frank Stockburn: Well son, look at my eyes... Shit happens!
Danny: Yeah. Thanks. Thank you, sir.”
Frank Stockburn: Well son, look at my eyes... Shit happens!
Danny: Yeah. Thanks. Thank you, sir.”
Tagged:
Shit Happens, lincoln assassination
“What, you want a father figure? Stop pulling your sister's hair!”
Tagged:
Father Figure, hair puller
“Billy Madison: Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is better. I leave the hair silky and smooth. Oh, really, fool? Really.
[Notices gold swan on edge of tub]
Billy Madison: Stop looking at me, swan.”
[Notices gold swan on edge of tub]
Billy Madison: Stop looking at me, swan.”
Tagged:
Shampoo, Conditioner
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